Premiere Travel Inn, 8/9/2006, 0050 at the hotel bar.

"but what if she's shagging another woman, mate?"
"well, if I'm there, then i'll have a good wank."
"Yeah, that's the difference, mate; if you're there."

pregnant women are coming into the bar. welcome pregnant slags!

i'm trying to feel like it's 1255am....0055

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