holiday message:

it is the holiday season. this means that it is the season where chanukah, christmas, kwanzaah, saturnalia, and other various pagan based festivals happen. this does NOT mean that it is NOT a time to bid good wishes towards jews, christians, pagans, and anybody else who deserves it. it is NOT a time to take your religious agenda, your holier-than-thou moral agenda, your 'i'm more politically correct than thou', your 'i'm getting more presents than thou', your 'i give more presents than thou,' your 'you better participate in our office christmas party, or you'll get on my bad side' attitude or your 'what do you mean you don't have plans for the holidays!?' questions, and foist, yes foist them on your fellow man....or fellow woman....or fellow were-man....for those of you listening to this from halloween town. it is a time to say happy holidays, and have it mean nothing but that....happy.....holidays.....it's times like these, i wish my atheist bretheren and i could rule the world, and show the devout that it is much better to chill up in your crib with a jug of tasty nog, vegan nog, if it need be, and say, hey non-denominational background for tax purposes only fellow man...happy holidays, and a happy new year. and if your neighbor is sporting a crucifix hoodie...and they're serious about it....wish them a merry christmas, and remind them that even though christ was born in the spring or summer, and not in winter, they're still expected to have a merry mass of christ. and tell your other neighbor, the one with the menorah in his window, that even though chanukah is a minor jewish holiday, you hope he has major fun on it. and to all my atheist brothers and sisters....lets continue to reap all those free cookies and candy canes those religious nuts keep leaving around the office. peace, and goodwill, 2006.

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