apparrently saying, "we need a national tragedy so everyone can go home early today" isn't a funny thing to say at work.

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getting blown off by your two best friends 4 nights in a row really sucks. even more so though; it's because they are chained to each other's genitalia. that's fucking weak. i'm above the drama, but if only they knew what they said about each other behind their backs, and stopped living in a fake pipe-dream. it's all a front to me that i'm supposed to believe they have some shred of self confidence, but they're fooling no one. just don't tell me how much you're above the bullshit, when you can't stop runnning back to it.

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art is a fart from the heart.

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1."hey man, is that freedom rock?"
"yeah, man!"
"Well turn - it - up !"

2. An elderly lady in pink pajamas claps her hands together, a light goes out, and as she quickly rolls over, she is instantly asleep.

3. "Help! I've fallen!


and i can't get up!"

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