on the way to work today, i saw a luxury car with a "god bless america" bumper sticker.....yes, god bless your lexus LS 400 indeed.

beautiful people piss me off. it's a tired comment, but it's a pain in the ass when some hot person, boy or girl, is complaining about how their life sucks. the one thing we can't truthfully ever improve on are our looks. we can lose weight, get nice clothes, develop better personalities, basically become über-cool, and have everyone want to be our friends - except if you have an ugly mug. you're screwed. you can't change that. plastic surgery is an option....but c'mon....that shit's too 90's. i'm not all that ugly, but this guy comes up to me last night and starts complaining about how all these 35-40 year old women keep hassling him because he looks like a rock star. all i could do was shut him up by telling the fucker he had a charmed life, and everything will always be easy for him, no matter what. this is especially irritating when girls do it. "oh, i'm so depressed, oh, life sucks, i'm so unhappy...."

yeah?


SHUT UP, BARBIE!

Got tell that fugly in the corner, who wishes she was you, that your life sucks! go tell her that you're depressed! get a fucking grip, and use what you got. People are Shallow Deal with it. i can appreciate the inner beauty of someone, trust me, i do a whole fuck of a lot. but i'm just as shallow as the next guy. if you're hot, or part of you is - use it! if you're not hot at all....then read a lot of books, and develop a great sense of humour.....you'll need it.

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